Novel Lovers Mugs

'Read me! Read me!'

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Thomas Mann.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Silence of the Chickens...

Gen-Next Library

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Distractions Of The Great

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."