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"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."

Must... Remember...

'This one says, order more sticky notes.'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"I started to add anecdotal notes about each student's behavior to my grade book. Now the book is too heavy to life."

'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Sailor Writing

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

Wrong answer

'Ideas that don't suck.'

Sushi Train Spotters

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

"You wouldn't like it if I woke up and wrote things down in the middle of the night."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"I have to keep a lot of handwritten notes. Every mental note I make is in invisible ink."

Writing buddies

"Feel free to take notes."

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Jason and the Aga notes,

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''