Note Hitmen Mugs

After graduating summa cum laude from music school our hero lands an entry level job playing eighth notes with a respectable firm.

Baby Mozart.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

A woman playing a keyboard

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'Champions league'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Sushi Train Spotters

The Clown Hit

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Musical Pondering.

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

"Make it look like natural selection."

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

Musical arrows.

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

my boyfriend's a music producer...

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

"It's a slow hit man!"

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"Sure the money's good, but baking cakes is my real passion."

"How'd you get this number?"

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."