Note Hitmen Mugs

After graduating summa cum laude from music school our hero lands an entry level job playing eighth notes with a respectable firm.

Baby Mozart.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

A woman playing a keyboard

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

He loves the water.

'Champions league'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Sushi Train Spotters

The Clown Hit

Musical Pondering.

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

"Make it look like natural selection."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

Musical arrows.

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"How'd you get this number?"

"It's a slow hit man!"

my boyfriend's a music producer...

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

"Sure the money's good, but baking cakes is my real passion."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."