Note Collector T-Shirts

'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'

Marketed music.

Music school. Get out! They threw me out for plagiarism. You were stealing songs? No. I was just taking notes.

'A note from my husband. He's always leaving little notes. . . 'we're out of cereal'.'

Musician busks for music notes.

Musical Rain

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Music Book

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Music downloads

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Musical Web

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

God's Sticky Notes

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

Gramaphone Man.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Musical Pipe

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."