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'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

Entry level astronomer...

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

'Watch out for the ole one, two, three, four!'

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

'We have a problem!'

'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!'

'I know that numbers do lie since I happen to work for the IRS.'

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

'All these charitable contributions- You think you can take care of poor people better than the Government can, do you?'

"That's Jack from accounting. He's a magic bean counter."

'Wait! I counted wrong. He's not over the limit.'

"All you do is binge watch."

'I thought you said you were creative.'

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

'Forty two carry four...' - 'Please get your calculator fixed.'

'Break.'

"Most efficient accounting team we've had around here in a long time!"