Not A Morning Person Prints

"I don't know which is harder-- getting Smythe started in the morning, or his computer."

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

'I did warn you I wake up in a bad mood.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Rooster

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Room service.

'I like waking to music!'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Just Because it's Tuesday