Nosy Parkers Prints

The successful rubbernecker...

Playing Fetch.

Jurassic Parking Lot

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'No wonder I never have time to do anything else. I'm a one woman news team.'

"Seriously, who is it?"

"Puff! Pant! They don't have to do this in the Premier League!"

"Once again, the answer is no."

Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines.

'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

Eavesdrop date

'I told you I could squeeze into this space!'

Neighbourhood watch with mother

Pollsters.

'If I hadn't forgotten to put in my teeth this morning I'd whistle!'

Fish with Scuba Gear

For Your Dog

'Don't worry, I'm off-duty today: The cask is empty...'

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

'The cheek of it! There's a guy in that appartment with a telescope looking at us!'

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

The Devil playing a prank on a homeless person.

"Is this seat a disputed area?"