Nosy Neighbor Admirer Prints

"There goes King Wenceslas curtain twitching again. . . Nosy swine!"

$1: Family Secrets

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

Nice to see you!

Mower Fraud!

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

Privacy in the garden.

Snake disappearing through door.

'Nosy neighbors need to mind their own business.'

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

There are some bad neighbors in the building where I live. One creep was kicked out for inappropriate actions. I call him "The Flash." "Catwoman" violates the no-pets policy. "Aquaman" hogs all the hot water. And the "Green Hulk" is a huge guy who berates people when they don't separate recyclables from other trash. On the plus side, when anything breaks here, it is quick fixed. Ah, "Superman"!

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

Blowing dandelion clock

'It's disgraceful the way they build houses so close together!'

"You'll see it when it's done."

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