Nostalgic Tv Binge Watchers Prints

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

A couple decides what to watch.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Beware of Watchdog

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Late Night TV

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

Okay

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'Your short term memory is getting worse - you've seen this film at least FIFTEEN times!'

Happiness is a warm TV.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

Kellogg's Wapners

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

BBC Creative Dept.

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

The following program contains adult material treated in a childish way, so call in the whole family.

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

'Hi! Tonights top 100 sagas will be interspersed with celebrity reminiscences form me!'

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

'There's nothing wrong with it - life's like that out there nowadays.'