Nostalgic Tunes Enthusiast Mugs

Tony Orlando and Dawn Fan Club: Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling

"You know you're getting old when..."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

"Greatest Band?"

Beatles Tribute

How Jimi Hendrix picked his nose.

the Carpenters greatest hits...

Stephen Collins Foster

The Day The Music Died

'But how do you download music?'

"Would you mind turning down your Walkman just a little!"

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

Rod Stewart

'Apparently they now think his back catalogue may have been murdered.'

"I miss the days of folk music."

'Now this man knew how to rock!'

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

'The train arriving on platform seven is the 1969 Marrakesh Express.'

"Delbert very nearly 'made it' as a popstar in the sixties"

"We call it the iPlod and it allows you to carry your whole music library around with you!"

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

'CD's' on the rollercoaster of money.

'Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed...'

"Wow! I haven't heard this since the last time it was re-issued."

"While you were out, Stevie Wonder just called to say he loves you."

"You know, when I was your age, Music Television actually had MUSIC on it!"