Nostalgic Techies T-Shirts

"My customers never heard fax or e-mail either."

Snoopy with Laptop

'I ran a computer check on you. If you'll give me the phone number of that cute babe Diane on your MySpace site, I'll let you off with just a warning.'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

Typewriter Versus Computer

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Old-fashioned computer

Old Book Smell

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Social Media

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

His Master's Data.

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."