Nostalgic Rebels Pillows

"I enjoyed smoking it more when marijuana was illegal."

Large print rock'n'roll section

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Rock and Roll

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Sliding Down the Banister

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

"They grow up so quickly."

God finger

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Hipster Police Department

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Wedding Wellies

Who said romance is dead?

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'