Nostalgic Planner Pillows

New Year's Resolutions...

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Those Were The Days

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

Print Suicide

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Ballon escapee

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

A bit of Newlyn.

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

An Appreciation

The end of innocence

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Gene Tierney caricature

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."