Nostalgic Planner Pillows

New Year's Resolutions...

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Those Were The Days

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

Ballon escapee

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

A bit of Newlyn.

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

The end of innocence

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

An Appreciation

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Gene Tierney caricature

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

A. A. Milne