Nostalgic Office Worker Mugs

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Company Ink.

"I miss the old cubicles."

"I remember when this was all offices."

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

I remember when the only social networking site you could access at work was the water cooler!

"Harold's easing into retirement."

"Miss Coleman, would you step in here, please, and take a Martini."

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

"It's so weird being back in the office."

My Day - elevator magazine

"And here's where daddy used to work...before it became a museum.

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

"He doesn't seem to be accepting retirement too well."

Bring Your Inner Child To Work Day

"After working at a desk for 40 years, Charlie never really wanted a man cave."

"Office life was less stressful in my day. I could slam down phones, break pencils in a rage, stomp around yelling with a cigar in my mouth...!"

'A flip chart presentation? How quaint.'

'The architect speaks: I discarded Frank LLoyd Wright...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

An organ grinder has a robotic monkey.

'We keep Amos around just in case the computers break down.'

"You misunderstood. I'm bequeathing you my Rolodex, not my Rolex."

"I liked it better when we went to the watercooler."

'There wasn't much of a collection I'm afraid. Most of the people who really liked you are dead.'

'I think I preferred the old office parties.'

Fun at the Office #237: SUPERVISOR GROUPIES (FEMALE)

"Don't trust anyone whose job was created after 1995."

"I miss the old chairs."