Nostalgic Nosher T-Shirts

"I'm starving! Let's eat!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

ZZZZZZZ Top

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Large print rock'n'roll section

Rock and Roll

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

I love you.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"We haven't danced in ages."

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

"We used to entertain a great deal."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Print Suicide

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Green Balloon

A bit of Newlyn.

Ballon escapee

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

The end of innocence

An Appreciation

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"