Nostalgic Navigator Prints

'This is what I miss most about the office going paperless.'

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

'Remember when self respect and respect for elders were too different things?'

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

'Just reminiscing.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'Where's the voice thing that tells you when you've arrived?'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'Gus! Get over here and see what our tattoos used to look like!'

'Of course I recycle. I previously dated Kent here back in 1998.'

'Hansel and Gretel did not have GPS on their mobiles, so they had to leave breadcrumbs to find their way back home.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

'I've gone from zero to sixty in sixty years.'

"My grandparents are so old that they met off-line."

"So like, how come you persist with your old phone, gramps?"

"Sometimes, I feel like life is passing me by."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Channel surfing just doesn't thrill me like it used to!"

"Here you go, Gracie...I got you a full sheet of Frida Kahlo stamps."

"That's an old time GPS."

"That's an old phone booth. You use them to get away from people on their phones."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

'It's for older people who haven't got a clue about technology.'

"My parents are so busy checking the computer that they never think of this."

Aging Magazines

'I'd like to help you, sir, but we only sell extra memory for computers.'

'I forgot which room I was in when I first remembered what I had forgotten...'

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

junk bought - antiques sold.

"OMG, here comes my old lover."

"On the gentleman's left!"

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Period Of Transition