Nostalgic Laugher Mugs

'I love a bit of classic 70's comedy.'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"I don't care how it's pronounced, I want it."

'ARRGH! Run for it lady!' 'A swarm of Bs!!' A guy running away from a swarm of the actual letter B

The Gingerbread Man's cousin, the hash cookie man.

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

'Well, if it isn't Harry Roberts. You've hardly changed since we were at school together!'

"Mom, small bandwidth is like you trying to squeeze in a dress that fit you ten years ago."

"I did follow my bliss. It wandered around in circles and then ended up at an Arby's in Hoboken."

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

'He may not look like much now, but in his day, your father was quite a catch.'

'Who's there?'

Kid to kid: 'I had my sentence reduced to a couple of hours in my room.'

"You're the only one I know stilling calling people 'Uber' this and 'Uber' that."

Clancy: Eye for the Ladies

'AS a kid I dreamed of playing first base, but all my parents could afford was an oven mitt.'

"How am I supposed to guide the sleigh with this mask on?"

'Wasn't that Superman?'

'We're a little overcrowded in here, boys- pick a number between one and one hundred.'

"Any advance on 'cat wazz'?

'Now this baby is a true classic, it has great fuel economy and was originally owned by a celebrity!'