Nostalgic Drinker Pillows

'Actually, I was voted 'most likely to accidentally get left out of the yearbook.''

"To shuffle off this mortal coil in some saloon- it was his dream."

"Hit me again - I'm trying to remember a woman."

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Elvis Presley

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"I made you a mixtape."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Grandma's caf

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'