Nostalgic Dinner Historian Prints

"Remember when 'hacking' was just something you did to our Sunday dinner roast?"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Old Spice

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

Scales

Old Man Journal

Griller highlights never gets old

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"It was a long afternoon with granddad. I got five 'I remember whens' and three 'When I was your age...'."

Homer

Mom's high school diary really cracked everyone up at Show and Tell.

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

"DOES YOUR DAD ALWAYS GO ON ABOUT SOME STUFF THAT DOESN'T GROW ON TREES."

"Now when I was a lad..."

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Looking back, I should have said yes when Sophia Loren asked me to elope. Eventually, even hindsight isn't 20/20.

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."