Nostalgic Cowboy Mugs

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Artists of the wild west.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Western Outfitters.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Domestic Pardners

"Let's scoot."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Nannies Of The Old West

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Cowboy

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'