Nostalgic Cowboy Mugs

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Artists of the wild west.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

Western Outfitters.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Domestic Pardners

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

Cowboy

Nannies Of The Old West

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Jasper's Limo Service.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.