Nostalgic Audio Lover Prints

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

"You know you're getting old when..."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

TV Repair 101.

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

Gramophone Headphone

"Greatest Band?"

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

the Carpenters greatest hits...

How Jimi Hendrix picked his nose.

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

'But how do you download music?'

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

"Would you mind turning down your Walkman just a little!"

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

"What's a phone book?"

'Apparently they now think his back catalogue may have been murdered.'

"I miss the days of folk music."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

'The train arriving on platform seven is the 1969 Marrakesh Express.'

'CD's' on the rollercoaster of money.

Go to meeting, Zoom, remote learning, embeddable video, skypting. . . and you still haven't mastered your VCR.

"No, it's not a sinkhole. My old computer tower was so big and heavy, I dropped it."

The victims of technological advances...

'Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed...'

"I'll take that one."