Nostalgia Warrior Mugs

"I don't mind change, as long as it doesn't happen to me."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Louis Armstrong

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Cocktails on the verandah.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

The Missing Sock Returns

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'