Nostalgia Express Mugs

"I miss the days when my doctor was older than me!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Hipsters"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Hay Rides $10

'Bring out yer books!'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"What old school? This is my life."

Old rocker.

Those Were The Days

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

You had me at vintage.