Norwegian Culture Lover Mugs

Edvard Grieg

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

Brunhilda

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Hammer of God

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

Jens Stoltenberg.

'They've been on too many English raids !'

'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'

"I reckon he's compensating for something."

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

How many norse power is it?

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

Viking Funeral

Bloody Vandals

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

'Hi. I just rowed in from Norway and boy! Are my arms Thor!'

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

"Nordic but nice"

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

Knut Sveinsson

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

Jens Stoltenberg.

'Where is this place you call 'Texas', Olaf?'