Northern Explorer Pillows

'Actually business is a bit slow.'

'What's an OFF season?'

'Of course my wife is frigid...isn't everybody's?'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

"I told you we weren't going south."

People in the north country didn't know what to make of narcissus.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

Penguin

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Penguin Remote

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

Biodiversity in the Antarctic

Eyes on the Forest Floor

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"Okay - I can see you now."

An American Werewolf in Winnipeg

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'California: Here I come!'

"51st State, eh?!"

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'