Nonsense Poem Lover Mugs

'How will we know we've reached the land where the bong-trees grow - we've never seen a bong-tree!'

"Are you colour-blind? Pea-green, I said, not monochrome!"

"Meet The Author"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Now I really hate poetry."

John Bunyan

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Dating an English Major

"Oh, this old thing?"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'Love me little, love me long.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Voltaire

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

You made me love you.

Mother Goose's Haiku

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

A dream of consequence

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

Heaven

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

A Poet

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.