Nonsense Genre Enthusiast Mugs

Spoilt Penelope didn't always get what she wanted, unlike her nice cousin Alice.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Who's next?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

One way only.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"It's my helper trout!"

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

'You need some stress.'

"Bad dog!"

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?"

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

Ministry of Common Sense

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

'Hand over your wallet or I'll sue.'

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

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