Nonprofit Leader T-Shirts

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

New Memer/Incumbent

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

"What are we doing wrong?"

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Interfaith dialogue

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

But Restoring Abortion Is Hard