Non-verbal Communication Buff Prints

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Let us pray...'

"Again, you may exercise your right to remain silent, but it's going to work against you since this is a job interview."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"That's his answer to everything!"

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"I need a more interactive you."

"You can't say that to a customer!"

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'You know, she's right. It wouldn't kill you to do a little gathering every now and then.'

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

Non-verbal Management Skills.

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

'OK, let's start there. When did you first realize you weren't very compactible?'

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

Leadership Qualities

'For the future, if you wish to contact me use e-mail.'

"If you had to give me high marks for something, what would it be?"

What are you talking about?