Non-tech Lover Mugs

Birthday anticlimax.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The original paperless office

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Old-fashioned computer

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'