Non-morning Person T-Shirts

'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

French Early Bird

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Rooster

'To much orange.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

Room service.

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Just Because it's Tuesday

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

'I like waking to music!'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'