Nomadic Soul Pillows

'Herbert changes churches so often that we decided to skip the packing and unpacking stages.'

"Where ya headed?" "Wherever."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Man, this living out of a suitcase is getting old!'

"You're lucky, George, because you have wheels."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

I love you.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"We used to entertain a great deal."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"We haven't danced in ages."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Green Balloon

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Aging together

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

Remembering His Marbles

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Lots of people would consider me young...if they were alive today.

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'