Nomadic Soul Pillows

'Herbert changes churches so often that we decided to skip the packing and unpacking stages.'

"Where ya headed?" "Wherever."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Man, this living out of a suitcase is getting old!'

"Why can't we have a mobile home?"

"You're lucky, George, because you have wheels."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

I love you.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"We haven't danced in ages."

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"We used to entertain a great deal."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Green Balloon

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

The Beatles - Flabby Road

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

Remembering His Marbles

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Aging together

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"