Nomadic Athlete Pillows

'I've been transferred again.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

A Man mixing up his sports.

Employment Office. I see by your resume that you don't stay in one place very long.

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

Car Water Skiing.

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

Just as I suspected - you have a travel bug.

"Arrr! Hooked it again!"

Mobile library.

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

Adventure

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

"This is your portable office? I had something totally different in mind when you bragged about having one."

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'

"I think we should make an exception this time."

Next Stimulus 20 Miles

Ice-Skating Disaster.

"You mean, you've never heard of parrot gliding?"

Priced for Immediate Sale - Have Gypsy in my Soul.

Last Chance to Piss in Bushes before Motorway

Spider Tennis