Noisemaker Eliminator Mugs

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Election Cancelling Headphones

Net Zero Superstitions

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Noise machines for dogs.

'This list of excuses, for not having your homework, looks surprisingly like a list of reasons for not being successful when you get a job.'

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

The Noisy Neighbours

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

I brought a little ice breaker.'

"Zero emissions - I'm in EPA heaven."

"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

"We're reducing GHG emissions on the rance by switching to ll electric cows."

Teacher in front of freaked out class: 'And to let you know how irritating homework excuses are, we'll start each day with fingernails on the chalkboard.'

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

Ninja Fly Swatter

"What have you done?!"

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

"...And as for your terrible elevator music...."

"When I start my car, it makes this terrible noise."

Ant banging on his roof with a broom up to football players stomping around above him

'Way to screw up again, pencil. Well here I come to save the day.'

"I'd like $50 worth of total silence, please."

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