Noise Escapade Artist Mugs

'Fancy a dirty, quiet weekend somewhere?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Noise Pollution

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Desert Island Fantasies

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Crib Escape

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Ding" "Dong"

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

Fox hunting.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.