Noise Control Aficionado Pillows

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"You know damn well what noise!"

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Please. Don't get me started.'

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

Man dislikes noise of one man band, but goes home to his loud babies, pc and stereo.

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

The neighbour of the beast

Sneeze Police

The Noisy Neighbours

"Shh, too much racket."

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

"Stop the barking .50"

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Noise Abatement Society

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

If you two don't keep the noise down, I'll have to separate you.

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

Road Rage. Hey! Your noisy muffler work me up! And fix that oil leak before coming back here again!

Charles has opted for the Harrison Birtwhistle ring-tone.

Man mowing grass, he's wearing ear protectors, statue is also wearing ear protectors.

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

Noise pollution

'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'

'I can't stand the noise. Why did I give up vegetable farming?'