Noise Control Advocates Prints

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

At the rock concert...

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

"Stop the barking .50"

Sneeze Police

The neighbour of the beast

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Noise Abatement Society

If you two don't keep the noise down, I'll have to separate you.

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

Noise pollution

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'

Noisy Neighbours

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."

"You mind keeping it down?"

"One way to prevent chatter is to alter your speed. Those RPMs are far too high for that size job." "Earplugs, another good way to stop the chatter."

'I wish someone would steal that car...!'

'The people downstairs have been complaining that we're too noisy, so the landlord wants us to wear these from now on.'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'