Noise-canceling Headphones Mugs

Electronics. It's a great idea, but nobody makes campaign-canceling headphones.

Noisy energy?

Listening to Coldplay.

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

Election Cancelling Headphones

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Music Collector.

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

Rational explanations

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

The Noisy Neighbours

'No thanks.'

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

Regulars' Earphones

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

"A little peace and quiet."

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

Death and the mp3 player.

Man mowing grass, he's wearing ear protectors, statue is also wearing ear protectors.

"...And as for your terrible elevator music...."