Noise Averse Individuals Mugs

"When I asked them to keep quiet, they gave me these sleeping pills."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

At the rock concert...

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Music for car stereos

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Playing dustbins

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Confucius say: shut up.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

"You don't like my new whistle?"