Noise Artist T-Shirts

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Jazz is Invented

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Music producers.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Music for car stereos

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Library Grand Opening

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Playing dustbins

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Turn down the bass."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"