Noir Film Fan Mugs

"I'm thinking it might be time to find another pier."

'It's been taken care of.'

"Shall I sing like the wild Atlantic canary or the domesticated yellow canary?"

"Can't Yelp rate dry cleaners in order of how good they keep their mouth shut?"

"I just hope I'm not in trouble."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

'Don't wait up for me baby - I'm trying on some new shoes.'

Mafia exams

"Don't look now boss, but it appears we've picked up a tail."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

hard-boiled egg...

Steve McQueen

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

The Philip Marlow family

"We need rain."

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

David Niven caricature

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

Gangster's To-Do List

Robert Mitchum

Peter Lorre caricature

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

Al Pacino

Phantom of Casablanca

Diary of a DNA Cop

Janet Leigh

Uneasy Rider

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

Noir kitty.

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"I have a few questions, Miss Haspel, about your fitness to serve as the director of the C.I.A."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."