Nocturnal Neighbor Prints

"...some of us around here work nights, you know."

'So, here is the scam: You keep them awake at night so I can make a killing in the morning selling coffees...'

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

'Beware of the Dog poo'

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

Nice to see you!

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

Privacy in the garden.

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

'Nosy neighbors need to mind their own business.'

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

Snake disappearing through door.