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"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"You've been served."

Graffiti Forever!

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

A friar

Life is just four letters...

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

Tank Tightrope

Revenuers will be shot.

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

Penguins - one is skating.

I wonder if they can think...

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

Holy monk.

'They're going to let me be your guardian angel and play devil's advocate, too!'

'Answer me! It's your mother! Don't give me that vow of silence!'

'You nonconformists are all the same.'