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"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

"Her Ladyship wanted the portrait to have a more contemporary look."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"You've been served."

Graffiti Forever!

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

I always felt I should have been born into royalty, Doctor Kapuchnik. If it's any consolation, Al, you're a royal pain.

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

A friar

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

Revenuers will be shot.

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

Tank Tightrope

Life is just four letters...

Penguins - one is skating.

No caption. (Friar wears a cross and the chord leads to his ears as it does with a MP3 player.)

I wonder if they can think...

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

"I guess I was hoping Anarchy in the USA would be a lot more fun than this."

You're 1 of a kind! Happy Valentine's day - Noah

'They're going to let me be your guardian angel and play devil's advocate, too!'

Holy monk.