Nobility Advisors Mugs

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'Oh, and one more thing

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'John, this is where you should declare your underlying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'

Royal Picnic

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

cayetana de alba

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'Girls! I won't understand them if I live to be six.'

'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'

"I was being myself like you advised. That's when she dumped me!"

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

"Couples therapy is not 'going out.' Henry!"

Baron de Munchausen

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

Countess

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."