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'What do you do with the time you save?'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Men's Health Screenings.

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Her pro bono impulses are raging out of control.'

EU money addiction

Jeb Can Ficks It

The Sponsored Skier

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Center for anti-discrimination.

Send the banker -corrupt major parties a message! DON'T NOT VOTE! VOTE 3rd party!

Unwanted Cowboy

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

Room for third party: 'Hey, but we had fun - didn't we!'

"I'm still a work-in-hiding."

'We're half serious about getting married. I am, and he isn't.'

Self Serv 1,000,000 B.C.

'Help support Santa off-season.'

"I'm going out to buy toilet rolls. . . I may be some time."

Buckaroo Rogers

'There's a reason I only eat organic free range.'

Shut Up