No Smoking Day Pillows

'Those 'light' cigarettes have given you 'light' cancer'

Turkey...cold turkey.

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

Smoking kills...

Soon to be extinct.

'Personally I like the taste of smokers.'

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

' I've been trying to quit...At least I'm down to just two cigarettes a day.'

Smoker's Lungs.

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

'Cigarette?'

Lung Disease Treatment.

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

'I can't afford em - Will you kill me?'

Cigarettes cause lung disease.

Tar and Feathered Smokers.

'Auntie! This is a non smoking house!'

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

Death rising up from the tip of a cigarette.

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

Smokers.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Secondhand smoke.'

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

'Oi! '

The smoking Gun

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

The real cause of forest fires

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

"You realize there is no 'smokey bull'."

'Like dude, you are totally freakin' me out with your cigarette smoke!!'