No-shave Enthusiast Mugs

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Drunk Barber

My Life in Beards.

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

Stop Smoking Program.

"Laundry or composting?"

England And The Ashes

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Axes 'R' Us Store

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

'Recycling'

Razor Salesman

Congratulations for giving up smoking

'Dear? I put a nice new blade in that old razor of yours, did you notice?'

A dermatologist swats a bug on a patient's back

Smoking world.

Accident with razor blades.

An evolutionary turning point.

Where Can I Put Them?

The Coffee Stirrer Tells You Everything You Need to Know About America

"Cut down on plastics."

'Before he grew his beard, Kris Kringle was know as St 'Nick', patron saint of people who cut themselves shaving.'

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

Where wood shavings come from.