Nighttime Sleuth Mugs

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'You've been killing files again.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Lost Property - Missing Head

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Net Zero Superstitions

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Scarecrow.

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'I let Facebook and My-Space do most of the leg work. I just park outside houses wearing a trilby.'

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."