Nighttime Reflector Prints

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

"I've been to the office..."

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

Hi

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

Looking miserable out there today...

Retirement...Retirement...

Would be interested in a job inspecting mirrors? I could see myself doing that.

"Do you see what I see?"

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."

'Good old middle class sex.'

"I just needed a little thalt before bed."

"Five hours on a boat, in the rain, with no fish biting...the only thing snapping was me."

"I'm back from my class reunion. Everyone else was unemployed,"

'I love to remember times long, long ago...' 'And I was far, far away.'

"School today, school tomorrow... School next week, school next month... Sometimes, when I think about where I'm going...I can't help but feel that maybe I've already been there."

"I was middle class once. Some of it was fun."