Nightmares Prints

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'You dreamed of me and woke up screaming and bathed in sweat? Congrats! Now you're a full member of my team!'

'I just had an awful dream that I married a monster from outer space!'

If he had a nightmare, let him crawl in bed with us. Ok. But we don't have children.

"In my nightmares I try to cry out but never can."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'I just kept running and running...and there was never a cliff.'

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Boy, are my eyes tired! I had REM sleep all night long.'

'It was horrible! - I dreamed I was attacked by Rush Limbaugh, and Glenn Beck RESCUED me!'

Born of the Dead

Scared of Shadows.

Barcode Dreams

Dead Funny

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Monster Realtor

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

Circus Act

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Second Thoughts Wedding

Clown Nightmares

Bull and Bear Nightmare

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

Falling